WEEK 3 RECAP

The Butts got Guts
The Monkey Butts were able to squeak out a victory on Chris Chambers’ game winning TD on Monday Night. With the win the Monkeys have climbed into a tie for first place in the East, while the Nuggets remain winless at 0-3. Monee was able to win it with defense this week, setting an all time FFLA record with 61 defensive points, led DeMeco Ryans’ 14pts and salty Peanut Tillman’s 13pts. Vegas had 4 players in double digits, and their highest total output of the season, but it was not enough to claim a win.

The Killer Bunny (with the big pointy teeth)
In a horror movie twist, the Eye Candy turned out to be the killer as the Bunnies cruised to a 110-99 victory over the Monsters, led once again by Michael Turner’s 25 points. TJ Whosyomamma chipped in another 18pts and Carson City led all offenses this week with 67pts. The Gilas were led by Drew Brees and Julius Jones with 15pts each, but it wasn’t enough despite scoring the 3rd highest points of the week.

Toasty Beavers
The damn Beavers are warm and cozy tonight after their 4pt come from behind victory nestled them into a 3-way tie for first place in the East. Philip “Winona” Rivers led his big brown Beavers to another win to send Boston to 2-1 while dropping the Toast butter side down at 0-3. The Bubbly has gone flat on the young season for the Toast who let another close game crumble away in the final minutes. Marshawn Lynch’s 19pts had no team support as their 4 receiver lineup produced only 9pts combined.

Compton Caps the Heat
The Burger Kings went into Tempe and stole the game, along with $420,000 in merchandise, by holding off a last minute flurry from the Heat. Despite needing 17pts from four guys playing on MNF, they were unable to finish the job. Westbrook’s early injury was crucial, as his absence caused Tempe to score the least offensive points in FFLA history with 30, one week after setting the all-time high on offense. Compton returned the favor with only 37 defensive points and one player in double digits, but had just enough bullets in the chamber to finish them off. The 158 combined points scored in the game is the lowest combined production in FFLA history.