WEEK 3 PREVIEWS

PACKIN' HEAT
Ain't Nuthin' But a G-Thang Baby! The Tempe Arizona Heat are gonna have to wear bullet proof vests to make it out alive. The Heat need this win to stay in first place in the West Conference. It's still early in the season but every win counts. The Heat are going to try a new play on offense called "Flamer". Can the Heat get the same production out of Cutler and Westbrook? The Burger Kings are trying a new play on offense called "Crazy Crackhead In Da Hood." Compton is hoping some of his newly acquired players can bust a cap in dat ass. Compton lost in week one and barely squeeked out a win in week 2. He needs a big win to prove he is the Original Gangsta he says he is. After the crime scene has been investigated I see the Burger Kings being found guilty of Murder.

TOASTY BEAVERS
This will be the sequel to Beavers and Butts. I hear it's not as good as the first one but I'll still rent it. Can the Toast get out of his slump and pound some Beaver all night long. Sometimes pounding a little Beaver will make you feel better after going 0 - 2 to start the season. Will the Beavers give it up so easily or will they play hard to get. Eli Manning is going to try and come from behind and pound the hell out of that Beaver. Or will Matt Bevers win with his newly acquired NBC news anchor Brian Williams. Soon he will have the entire news cast from NBC. I predict he will go with Al Roker next from weather.

MONSTERS AND BUNNIES
This sounds like a typical horror flick with some hot chicks that always go places they shouldn't go. The Gila Monsters are the killers chasin down the 1 -1 Bunnies in Week 3. There almost seems to be no escape because the lights don't work and all the doors are locked.
Pause.....for shower scene.
The Bunnies have been hurting with the slumping of Peyton Manning and TJ Houshmanzadeh. He needs those two guys to step it up or he needs a big night from Michael Turner like in Week 1. Oh but wait just one minute, it looks like LaDaninan Tomlinson and Darren McFadden may have been the first to die in this Horror movie. Both are listed as Questionable. Why is the black guy always killed first in horror movies? The Bunnies might escape from the clutches of the killer this time.

NUGGETS ARE HANGIN' LOW
When you get old your nuggets start hangin' a little lower. Mr. Osborne 's team is startin' to show the classic signs. Can he get out of his slump in Week 3 and stop draggin' his Nuggets around. Both Osborne's have obviously been sharing notes because they look like the same team sitting at 0 - 2. The Monkey Butts have been struggling at the Quarterback position. Monkeys are very erratic animals and should not be kept as pets. Adrian Peterson is questionable for week 3 and this could cost the Butts the game. Monkeys have 10 times the strength of humans in most situations but in Week 3 they look a little tired. I see Nuggets pullin' off the ground and pulling out a victory.