WEEK 2 RECAP

GILA MONSTERS LOVE TOAST FOR BREAKFAST
The Gilas stole Kurt Warner and Hurricane Ike stole Joe Flaaco, leaving the Toast without a starting QB. Ultimately, no starting QB is what cost the Toast the game. This was the highest scoring game of the week ,Gilas 121 and Toast 119. A last minute decision to start Darren McFadden and Anthony Gonzalez gave the Gilas 22 points. Terrell Owens and Anquan Bolden delivered some Big Time Texas Toast giving Champaign 44 points. The Gilas decision to swipe Kurt Warner from the Toast is sure to leave a bitter taste in the mouth. How will the Toast taste the next time they face each other in week 9?

BEAVERS AND BUTTS
Sounds like a low budget porno. I rented this one and it was exciting all the way until Monday Night. Marion Barber almost delivered the money shot but couldn't hit the target. The Monkey Butts lost 91 to 88. Phillip Rivers led the way with 21 points for the Beavers. Garrad contributed a dissapointing 4 points for the Monkey Butts. This was hardcore and surprisingly had a very good storyline.

DON'T APPLY HEAT TO AN INJURED BURSA SAC
The heat is on fire starting the season out 2 - 0. They burned up the field by getting 26 from Cutler and 25 from Westbrook. The Bunnies had the lowest point total but should have got points for good looks. This week Michael "The Burner" Turner got burned, only contributing 3 points. Peyton Manning should have known not to apply Heat to an injured Bursa Sac. The Heat scored the highest point total of 123 this week.

ROYAL WITH CHEESE
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Europe, "A Royal With Cheese." Eddie Royal came with cheese this week contributing 10 points in the last seconds of the game. Nick Folk gave the most points to the Burger Kings with 14 in an exciting Monday Night Game. The Nuggets gambled a little too much and got -4 points from 2 Greg Olsen lost fumbles. However, the Nuggest didn't go down without a fight getting 16 points from Tony Romo and 11 from Reggie Wayne. This was another close game 89 to 86.