Wednesday, September 10, 2008

WEEK 1 RECAP

WEEK 1 RECAP

Monkey Butts Burn The Toast
The burnt toast could be smelt throughout the stadium and set off all smoke alarms in a 5 mile radius. The Monkey Butts scored the most points in FFLA league history with 112. The Toast suffered a major loss to injury when Tom Brady was put on IR with a knee injury early in the game. With Tom Brady gone the Toast don't look like they will be toasting anyone anytime soon. Anything is possible this early in the season so don't count out the toast.

Who would win a fight between a Beaver and a Gila Monster?
The answer is obvious.........Gila Monster. The Gilas stomped all over the Boston Bagadouches 91- 79, scoring the 3rd most points in FFLA history. Drew Brees and DeMarcus Ware were the top scorers for the Gilas. The Beavers were led by Reggie Bush and Rodney Harrison. The Beavers sent an email recently expressing his disgust with his loss. Matt Forte ran for 123 yards and 1 TD but the Beavers never started him. Can the Beavers stop being such bagadouches and start winning?

Bunnies and Gangsters....Sounds like one hell of a party!
The Bunnies used their sex appeal to "Have It Their Way" with the Compton Burger Kings. The Kings melted in the palm of their hands losing 103 - 88. The Bunnies scored the second most points in FFLA league history led by Michael "The Burner" Turner with 26 points. Mr. Turner scored the most points by one player in FFLA History. Unfortunately for the Kings, Donovan McNabb was sitting on the bench while he threw for 360 plus yards and 3 TDs. At least The Burger Kings scored the most defensive points in FFLA league history.

DESERT STORM
The closest game in FFLA league history...........Heat 85 and Nuggets 84. This is the first time a game was decided by home field advantage points. Brian Westbrook led the Heat with 15 points. The Nuggets were led by Reggie Wayne with 12 points. The game originally looked to be won by the Nuggest until the Heat caught a scoring error which put him back in the game. The Heat will have to face the Nuggets one more time in week 8 in Las Vegas. Can we expect another nail biter?

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