WEEK 9 PREVIEW

BURGERS versus McNUGGETS
A lot of trash talking between the 2 worst teams in FFLA league history. The McNuggets feel they have a fighting chance against the team with the worst power ranking in the league. However, don't count the Burger Kings out yet, they still have 1 bullet left in the chamber. The Las Vegas McNuggets are feeling very confident this week, sending numerous threatening emails to the team owner of the Burger Kings. Talk is cheap Mr. Osborne, Sr., why don't you stop talking and start learning how to win Bagadouche!!!!

GILA MONSTERS EAT TOAST FOR BREAKFAST
The win streak will end for the Toast. I have no evidence to back this statement up. I just want Don to lose because his ego needs to be deflated. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR #1 POWER RANKING.

BEAVERS AND BUTTS - Part Duex
The Beavers need to lose because his ego needs to be deflated also. Mr. Beavers wishes Tom and Steve were still in the league because he secretly loved to hate them. The Monkey Butts have been quiet this year and are on a 3 game losing streak. Can he turn it around against the Beavers? If he can't turn it around, I've heard of worse tragedies.

BUNNIES IN HEAT AGAIN
The Battle of the top 2 teams in the Western Conference. I hate both of them and wish they both would lose. Unfortunately, that is not possible so I don't really care what happens. All that matters is my team sucks and life ain't fair.