Monday, July 20, 2009

14 STARTING ROSTER REQUIREMENTS

AS A REMINDER, HERE ARE THE 14 STARTING ROSTER REQUIREMENTS
(7 OFFENSE AND 7 DEFENSE):

Offense
1Quarterback
1 Running Back

1 Wide Receiver #1
1 Wide Receiver #2
1 Tight End
1 Swing Position (Running Back, Wide Receiver or Tight End)
1 FG Kicker


Defense
1 Cornerback
1 Safety
1 Linebacker
1 Defensive Lineman #1 (DE or DT)
1 Defensive Lineman #2 (DE or DT)
1 Rover Position (Any defensive position other than punter)
1 Punter

Friday, July 3, 2009

Free Agency 101

FREE AGENCY PERIOD START August 1st at 10am

HOW TO BID
Free Agent Bidding Period is 10:00a.m. Saturdays thru 8:00:59pm on Thursdays
All teams will be able to offer contracts to free agents from 1 to 4 years by clicking the "SUBMIT FREE AGENT BID" button on the league headquarters page or team website. All franchises get an unlimited number of 1, 2 and 3 year contracts to offer within the 55 salary caps years allowed. However, each team is only allowed to offer 3 (4 year) contracts a year.

MATCHING PERIOD
Between 8:01pm on Thursday thru 8:00:59pm on Friday teams can submit matching bids on players already bid on (Cannot bid higher on players and cannot submit new bids during matching period) .

H-LIST
The H-List stands for Free Agent Hierarchy List. This is a rotating list of all the teams. Teams are rotated to the bottom of the list after a free agent bid is awarded. If a team does not win a free agent bid, they will remain at their same location on the H-List The higher you are on the list, the better chance of winning a free agent bid or better chance of matching on a bid. If you are higher on the list than the team bidding on a player, you will win a match unless someone higher matches also.

SHENANIGANS
Replacement players will be awarded to a team owner who is the highest bidder on a player prior to or by 5:59:59pm on Thursdays and who is outbid between 6:00pm and 8:00:59pm on the same Thursday. Also, replacement players will be awarded to a team owner who is the original bidder on a player that is placed between 6:00pm and 8:00:59pm on Thursday, and is outbid between 6:00pm and 8:00:59pm on Thursday.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

WEEK 13 PREVIEW (LenDale White's THANKSGIVING DAY SPECIAL)

WEEK 13 PREVIEW (LenDale White's THANKSGIVING DAY SPECIAL)

Welcome to the LenDale White Thanksgiving Day Special. Mr. White recently spouted off to the media about his lack of playing time during last weeks game. Well guess what folks, he's not done spouting off and has a special message for all team owners.

MATT BEVERS vs CHUCK SOUKUP
These 2 Bitter Rivals face each other one more time. The Bevers better bring a bucket of rabbits feet for this one because he's gonna need a lot of luck on his side to take down the Burger Kings who refuse to call it quits. The Burger Kings are taking their much improved team to Boston and won't be sitting down to have a tea party either. Matt recently posted a 122 points on the board against the Las Vegas Nuggets. If Randy Moss and Matt Forte continue putting up big numbers he could be tough to beat. However, the Kings have LenDale White going on Thanksgiving and he's facing the Detroit Lions who have the worst rush defense in the league. LenDale White recently spoke out saying, "I plan on giving the Bevers a Thanksgiving Punch In The Mouth." Matt Bevers recently prank called Chuck at work pretending to be a girl. After hearing about that, LenDale White responded with, "I ain't got no problem puching a girl in the mouth! Happy Thanksgiving motherf%*@er!"
BURGER KINGS win by anywhere between 20 to 60 points.

TOAST vs. HEAT
The Toast still rank at the top of the power rankings and is still in 3rd place in the Eastern Conference. Why you ask? Maybe it has something to do with the Coach who is also the Team Owner? If the Toast don't make the playoffs with the talent they have this season, Don might need to hire an expert to handle the coaching aspects of the game. You can have the most talented team, but if you don't have a great motivator, you won't win. The Heat continue to stay in 2nd place but are facing a very talented team who put up 126 points last week. Can they outscore the highest scorer in the league? The Heat need to stay one game ahead of the Kings because the Kings hold the tie breaker to make the playoffs. Last week the Heat put up 94 points without Kurt Warner or Cutler at the helm. On a side note: the team owner of the Toast sent a video email making fun of the Burger Kings. LenDale White responded by saying, "Open wide for my Toasted Knuckle Sandwich Bitch!"
TOAST by 15pts


BUNNIES vs VEGAS
Las Vegas has nothing to play for after being mathmatically eliminated from the playoffs. The Bunnies hold the top spot in the Western Conference with a 6-6 record. He must keep winning because the Heat and Burger Kings are on his tail. Vegas is the 4th power ranked team and Bunnies are 3rd. Last week Michael Turner put up 31 points towards the teams total 97 in the loss to the powerful Gila Monsters. The Bunnies put up 72 points on offense and are currently rank #1 in offensive power ranking. The Bunnies are going to be tough to stop. The Bunnies recently made a jab at the Burger Kings and the Bevers by saying, "Teams with team owners from Metra all suck!" LenDale White from the Burger Kings responded with, "Don't make me Punch a Bunnie in the mouth on Thanksgiving!"
BUNNIES by 5


GILAS vs MONKEY BUTTS
The Gilas are facing a team that has nothing to play for and the Gilas are still looking unstoppable. The Gilas currently hold the best regular season record at 9-3. The Monkey Butts once held the top spot for a few weeks but the team has faded in recent weeks due to starting roster issues. However, the Monkey Butts should not be overlooked with such talent as Adrian Peterson and Marion Barber. The Gilas are currently #2 in the power rankings and keep rolling past teams week after week. The Monkey Butts and Gilas haven't made negative attacks against the Kings but LenDale White spoke out to both teams saying, "You guys should give Thanks that I'm not punching you in the mouth."
GILAS by 8